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Richard Prowse
04-10-2007, 06:29 PM
I'm just setting this thread up for Pete:
Hello Everyone,
'My name is Pieter Gaskin and I am from,what is known as,The North Country of New York State.I live about 40 miles from the Canadian border.'

Richard Prowse
04-10-2007, 09:34 PM
I'm just setting this thread up for Pete:
Hello Everyone,
'My name is Pieter Gaskin and I am from,what is known as,The North Country of New York State.I live about 40 miles from the Canadian border.'
Hey, Pete.
Good luck with the thread.
Richard from the Down Here (NZ) thread.

Richard Prowse
04-15-2007, 03:19 AM
Up There (Near Canada)
Hi, just flew up to visit Pieter. The good news is that the snow is melting.
The bad news is that it'll probably snow tomorrow.
Richard from 'Down Here (NZ)'.
I don't know if you know much about life near the Canadian border, so let me fill you in with the details.
They have four great lakes that spell the word 'HOME' and it gets a bit cold.
Don't forget that they're on the yankee side of the border and that all that 'lumberjack macho stuff' is a few miles north. There are no 'mounties' down south of the border. They have a local sheriff who is a little like 'deputy dog'. Their area is home to the famous "Yellow Stone Park', which is a park that has a yellow stone within its perimiters. South of the border they don't have a lot of time for Canadians. Canadians are sort of English, but have stolen the yankee accent.

Richard Prowse
04-15-2007, 03:33 AM
canada is a beautiful country.
One of their main cities is sort of named after the Lone Ranger's friend Tonto. I'm talking about Toronto.

Richard Prowse
04-18-2007, 08:31 PM
This thread doesn't seem to be catching on.

Robert Prowse
04-21-2007, 03:10 AM
There is new interest coming soon ... maybe a story .... a tale of the Condike where men tramped for months to reach the gold under the Urilian Mountains!

Richard Prowse
04-21-2007, 05:44 PM
There is new interest coming soon ... maybe a story .... a tale of the Condike where men tramped for months to reach the gold under the Urilian Mountains!
Robert, your signature, is Paganni making stationery?

Richard Prowse
04-22-2007, 02:54 AM
Up There (Near Canada).
I think that Canada needs to be moved as this sight is not really taking off.
Maybe we need to pretend that Canada is really Australia.

Richard Prowse
05-09-2007, 05:00 PM
trying to edit

stan haskins
05-09-2007, 05:06 PM
Yeah, Ken said you can delete posts, but I think that function is actually disabled . . .

Richard Prowse
05-09-2007, 05:09 PM
Yeah, Ken said you can delete posts, but I think that function is actually disabled . . .
Yeah, they won't delete.

Ken Smith
05-09-2007, 05:36 PM
Yeah, Ken said you can delete posts, but I think that function is actually disabled . . .

I see Deleted Posts all the Time. For a Thread YOU actually started, you must delete the First Post made. I will check with Mike to see if this function has been disabled.

Mike Smith
05-09-2007, 06:50 PM
There's a set period for which you can make revisions to your post or later delete. If you're having problems removing a post, that period is up. If you still want it edited or removed, contact me and I would be able to fix that.

Richard Prowse
05-21-2007, 01:55 AM
Imagine white.
I'm talking like a blank screen.
White and nothing else.
White.
In the far north this is all you see.
White.
The Gendarmerie Royal du Canada patrol this domain.
Guys in 'lemon squeezer' hats and red tunics.
In the snow you can see one a thousand miles away.
'Mounties' we know them as.
What a noble pose they make from a distance.
Canada's clothing designers obviously embrace the dramatic.
After all, if you wanted to sneak up on a desperado in the snow, wouldn't you choose to dress in white?
This is why, if you want to live a life outside of the law, Canada is a good place to reside.
I bet that traffic wardens, in their cities, probably text parked motorists to let them know that they're coming!

Richard Prowse
05-21-2007, 07:26 PM
Canada is a land of contrast.
To the north there is snow and locals who speak 'frog'.
To the south there is mainly desert and people who sound like yankees.
The great Toronto desert separates north from south.

Richard Prowse
05-22-2007, 12:17 AM
The word for the sweet dish that is often served near the end of a dinner party comes from a Canadian mis-spelling of desert.
Dessert was Canada's gift to the rest of the world.
Canadians invented the sayings,
"That desert looks too big to eat." and
"Would you like snow on that desert?" and
"The strawberries on that dessert are easier to see than a mounted policeman sneaking up on you in the snow."

Richard Prowse
05-22-2007, 12:29 AM
Most Canadians can trace their family line back to the eskimo.
The Canadian word for house is house, but when most Canadians are saying the 'house' word they are, in fact, thinking of an igloo.
Igloos are rare in the Canadian deserts, but the few that are there are reffered to as 'melted.'
In Canadian the word 'melted' can have many meanings, but mostly it just means that some ice has turned to water.
Canada is a bit like yankee land, except native indians are replaced by the eskimo.
Eskimos are a bit like native indians who can't dance, hence it doesn't rain much in Canada.
Canadian children often play 'cowboys and eskimos'.
Canada spelt backwards is Adanac. Ada Nac was the wife of the first eskimo to come to Canada. Is that a little spooky?
The first eskimo's name was Ken Nac, so Canada really should have been called Cannek.
Interesting fact: Eskimos don't have armpits.

Richard Prowse
05-22-2007, 01:52 AM
* Some Canadians speak French because they don't really 'get' English.
*Frozenadians were popular before Canadians. Now SunDriedadians are catching on.
* Vancouver was discovered by a guy in a van. His surname was Couver.
* Canadians normally don't serve polar bear at dinner parties.
* Some modern airlines fly as far as Canada.
* Canada nearly won the 1968 Super Bowl.
* If you lay the whole population of Canada from north coast to west coast, four people deep, the world would spin with slightly less wobble and fewer Canadians would fall off.

Richard Prowse
05-22-2007, 02:05 AM
Why do Northern Canadians always add 'of the North' after their christian names?
Eg. Howard of the North
Reg of the North
Malcolm of the North
Nanook of the North

Richard Prowse
05-22-2007, 02:55 AM
Canada is cold.
Canada is hot.

Richard Prowse
05-22-2007, 04:27 AM
Canada is cold.
Canada is hot.
Canada is cold,
Canada is hot.
Do Eskimos have armpits?
I think not.

Richard Prowse
05-22-2007, 05:00 AM
Cnd aaa = three consonants and three vowels...
four different letters.

Oh Canada to me you are a place
Where Policemen wear red
And women wear lace.

Oh Canada, hot and cold
Where people start life young
And gradually get old.

Oh Canada, if you had no snow
The deserts would be hotter and the
Skiers would have nowhere to go.

Oh Canada, a name with three vowels
In any three Canadians, I guess
There are three bowels.

Richard Prowse
05-22-2007, 02:49 PM
Deep down, there's a little bit of Canadian in all of us.
Especially those of us who choose to wear red.

Richard Prowse
05-22-2007, 02:50 PM
Does the Canadian flag really show a maple leaf?
Or, is it really a small symetrical road kill?

Richard Prowse
05-30-2007, 03:33 AM
Canada.
It's better than Wainuiomata.

Robert Prowse
05-30-2007, 04:07 AM
1.Not as ccccccold as Wainuiomata .
2.Expect they don't vandalize children's playgrounds
3.Probably fewer suppliers of dope up there.
4.Don't have to cross the Rimutakas to get to civilization.
5.House prices probably not as over-inflated.
6.They have independence.
7.Closer to USA
8.Letter boxes are safer
9.Fewer College students wandering the streets during the day.
10. Speak two languages.

Richard Prowse
05-30-2007, 05:09 AM
Yes 2nd fiddle, for once you are right.

Robert Prowse
05-31-2007, 03:56 AM
Though that 'eh' thing at the end of each sentence might get irritating.

Richard Prowse
05-31-2007, 07:27 PM
Though that 'eh' thing at the end of each sentence might get irritating.
This thought puts you on the same ground as most of the famous philosophers 2nd fiddle (nah, just kidding!).

Robert Prowse
06-02-2007, 03:07 AM
This thought puts you on the same ground as most of the famous philosophers 2nd fiddle (nah, just kidding!).

Chic ... chic ... chic ..... chic

Robert Prowse
06-02-2007, 03:10 AM
Yes 2nd fiddle, for once you are right.

I'm always right handed , it's you who is left handed

Richard Prowse
06-02-2007, 06:46 AM
I'm always right handed , it's you who is left handed
But which hand do you use to hold James?

Robert Prowse
06-03-2007, 01:16 AM
But which hand do you use to hold James?
:rolleyes: Clive.

Richard Prowse
06-05-2007, 04:30 AM
Robert is guy.

Robert Prowse
06-06-2007, 03:47 AM
Checkmate!
Getting back to Canada ... In Alberta, Canada, it's illegal to publicly remove bandages?

Richard Prowse
06-06-2007, 02:16 PM
Checkmate!
Getting back to Canada ... In Alberta, Canada, it's illegal to publicly remove bandages?
And in Toronto it is forbidden to mention the Lone Ranger.

Ken Smith
06-06-2007, 02:24 PM
This thread doesn't seem to be catching on.

Well, I can see this thread maybe catching on fire but other than that, I have no clue what else it can catch on to!:confused:

Richard Prowse
06-06-2007, 02:29 PM
Well, I can see this thread maybe catching on fire but other than that, I have no clue what else it can catch on to!:confused:
Good turn of phrase Ken!

Robert Prowse
06-07-2007, 05:01 AM
Correct me if I'm wrong ... but isn't this thread really about the good old USA :eek:

What else is up there near Canada but Alaska and the other 52 states ...

Robert Prowse
06-07-2007, 05:08 AM
I've always thought USA has the best Anthem ...


Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country should leave us no more!
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave! Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Robert Prowse
06-07-2007, 05:13 AM
Always thought the Australian anthem a copy of the USA anthem.
New Zealand anthem a copy of God save the Queen.
The Dam Busters theme a copy of "land of hope and glory"!

Richard Prowse
06-07-2007, 02:50 PM
I've always thought USA has the best Anthem ...


Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
etc. etc.
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!


Ken, if nothing else, this thread is helping 2nd fiddle improve his internet search skills.
As the violinist said to the bassist,
"I rest my case. You might as well put your bag down now."

ps. Is the line 'home of the brave' referring to a teepee or wigwam? Well, in old cowboy films Indians were divided into chiefs and braves... and, of course, there was always John Wayne.

Ken Smith
06-07-2007, 03:05 PM
Ken, if nothing else, this thread is helping 2nd fiddle improve his internet search skills.
As the violinist said to the bassist,
"I rest my case. You might as well put your bag down now."

ps. Is the line 'home of the brave' referring to a teepee or wigwam? Well, in old cowboy films Indians were divided into chiefs and braves... and, of course, there was always John Wayne.


One day, up near Canada, the Lone Ranger and his trusted Indian guide Tonto were riding thru the woods.

All of a sudden, they see a group of hostile Indians in 'war paint' in front of them on Horseback. :eek:

The Lone Ranger looks around. Indians to the left of them, Indians to the right of them and Indians behind them. :eek::eek::eek:

The Lone Ranger on top his white Horse 'Silver' turns to Tonto in a panic and says in a fearful tone; "Tonto, we're surrounded by Indians.. What do we do? What do we do?:confused::confused:

Tonto looks at him and says in a proud Deep sounding broken English voice; "What you mean We, Paleface?":p

Paul Warburton
06-07-2007, 04:15 PM
Things are so quiet over here, I find myself reading this thread with great interest.....:confused:

Richard Prowse
06-07-2007, 07:00 PM
Things are so quiet over here, I find myself reading this thread with great interest.....:confused:
'Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?'
If you're bored Paul, think about these words.
I'm in NZ and even I feel inspired by them!
How does Canada's song go?
I bet it isn't as good!

Richard Prowse
06-07-2007, 08:16 PM
O Canada! Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

...I wonder if it sounds better with a Canadian accent?

Richard Prowse
06-08-2007, 12:14 AM
One day, up near Canada,... Tonto looks at him and says in a proud Deep sounding broken English voice; "What you mean We, Paleface?":p
Ken, I got your PM.
Yes, I did read your joke.
Verdict = fantastic.
9 gold stars!

Richard Prowse
06-08-2007, 03:24 AM
The Lone Ranger and Tonto and Ken are riding along and suddenly they are surrounded by Indians.
The Lone Ranger looks around. Indians to the left of them, Indians to the right of them and Indians behind them.
The Lone Ranger on top his white horse 'Silver' turns to Tonto in a panic and says in a fearful tone,
"Tonto, we're surrounded by Indians... What do we do? What do we do?
Ken butts in and says,
"Don't worry guys (at this point, while Ken is talking, both the Lone Ranger and Tonto feel the presence of two green smiling faces somewhere in the atmosphere above them) these guys are from Bombay, with a bit of luck we'll get Sitar Boogie!"
All three let out a very relaxing 'Lol'.

Ken Smith
06-08-2007, 07:56 AM
All of a sudden we hear Richard commin 'round the corner to our rescue and as he came, he almost rode of the cliff!:eek::eek:

"Yo, Rich" I yelled out, "didn't you see the Arrows warning the Sharp curve commin up"?

Rich replies, "Arrows? I didn't even see the Indians?:confused:


Bada Boom.... Crashhhhhhhh :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Anselm Hauke
06-08-2007, 08:31 AM
lol:D:D:D
hey ken, that´s really funny.
i hope paul isn´t bored anymore

Richard Prowse
06-08-2007, 09:37 AM
Those damn drums carry on from Ken's joke and the Indians start doing a Souix war dance.
Richard asks the Lone Ranger what the drums mean and he says to ask Tonto.
He asks Tonto, but Tonto's too scared to tell him and says,
"Ask Ken, he knows the ways of the Souix."
So Richard asks Ken and Ken says,
"I'm not totally sure, but just pray that those drums don't stop."
Richard asks Ken,
"Why? What terrible thing will happen when the drums stop?"
Ken solemly replies,
"There'll be a bass solo."

Bada Boom.... Crashhhhhhhh :D:D:D:D:D:D:D (again)

Richard Prowse
06-08-2007, 10:48 PM
Anyway, talking about pale faces, last week at school I asked a 14 year old student to leave the room because she was being disruptive.
She threw her book across the room and, just before she disappeared from sight, yelled at me,
"FU (words abbreviated) white boy!"
Gosh, I'm 54 and she's 14 and she sees me as a boy. Not bad! Maybe I could become one of those 'chick magnets' like Ken! (See the introduction thread "Greetings from Greece" (http://www.smithbassforums.com/showthread.php?t=333))

Steve_M
06-09-2007, 03:19 AM
Maybe I could become one of those 'chick magnets' like Ken! (See the introduction thread "Greetings from Greece")

You could get this (http://www.ellabeebaby.com/Search.bok?category=Boys) T-shirt Richard, then it will be official.

http://www.ellabeebaby.com/catalog/chick-magnet-sm.gif

Richard Prowse
06-09-2007, 05:45 AM
Steve, you are a true friend. Perhaps I'm a little old to keep all the positive forces facing in the same direction these days though!

Robert Prowse
06-10-2007, 02:42 AM
Steve, you are a true friend. Perhaps I'm a little old to keep all the positive forces facing in the same direction these days though!

Your being modest big bro... just look at Ken .. humourous and witty still!

Richard Prowse
06-16-2007, 07:57 AM
Our rugby team (The All Blacks) played Canada in Hamilton (NZ city) tonight. While the All Blacks won comfortably, the Canadians did themselves proud. This is our national game whereas, for the Canadians, it is a long way down their list of chosen games! Canada, tonight I take my hat off to you! You are a mighty nation worthy of much respect!

Robert Prowse
06-17-2007, 12:45 AM
The All Blacks played a pretty indifferent game and thrashed a country with many millions more people and resources! :D

Richard Prowse
06-17-2007, 03:00 AM
The All Blacks played a pretty indifferent game and thrashed a country with many millions more people and resources! :D
Rob, get your braiins out of the cupboard marked 'In Case Of Thinking' and put them back in! Very few people give a toss about rugby in Canada!

Robert Prowse
06-18-2007, 03:31 AM
"Rugby in Canada on TV
Here at The Score, we started showing rugby games for the first time in 2006: the Canada-New Zealand opener at the Women’s Rugby World Cup was aired live on on August 31st. Three other tournament games were also aired, but on tape-delay."

Richard Prowse
06-18-2007, 07:10 PM
"Rugby in Canada on TV
Here at The Score, we started showing rugby games for the first time in 2006: the Canada-New Zealand opener at the Women’s Rugby World Cup was aired live on on August 31st. Three other tournament games were also aired, but on tape-delay."
I think we need to start helping Canada with rugby. In the test last weekend, the All Blacks beat them 61-10. Now bear in mind that the All Blacks are a professional side and the Canadians are not... doesn't sound that flash anymore. Remember that a converted try is worth 7 points in rugby. It's not really that hard to score 61 points! Especially when playing a side with much less experience. No one down under is excited about the score and for good reason. Now the ABs have to take on South Africa... let's see what happens this time!

Robert Prowse
06-24-2007, 02:08 AM
26 to 21 :D
Is New Zealand the best or what?

Richard Prowse
06-25-2007, 04:31 AM
26 to 21 :D
Is New Zealand the best or what?
Yes, we are.

Richard Prowse
06-26-2007, 04:39 AM
Is it still called that?
No, it's called 'rich people with boats'!
WGAF!

Robert Prowse
08-08-2007, 04:47 AM
After the New Zealand people spending $30 million we lost to another New Zealand captain!

Richard Prowse
08-14-2007, 02:05 AM
After the New Zealand people spending $30 million we lost to another New Zealand captain!
I didn't want to put my hand in my pocket for the rich boys. Children's cancer would have been a better cause.
Bring back Dennis Connor! At least he told the NZ designer where to go!

Richard Prowse
10-02-2007, 01:32 PM
Things are quiet in Canada since Invercargill became so popular.

Richard Prowse
10-03-2007, 12:33 AM
What's the northern most city in Canada? I wonder if they have wide streets?

Richard Prowse
10-24-2007, 06:05 PM
Up here (Canada)
It's cold and I don't feel like playing my bass because my fingers don't want to move properly. I'll buy some fingerless gloves tomorrow.
I saw a polar bear today just outside Totonto. Toronto is a nice city, but very cold. There are a lot of Eskimos living in Toronto. Back in New Zealand we used to have a chocolate covered ice cream called an Eskimo Pie. They were simple but nice. I thank the Eskimo people for bringing me this little pleasure. I find it hard to imagine Eskimos eating much ice cream. I don't know why really. Maybe they do. I think they probably eat more fish. It must be hard cooking fish in the snow. I think that this is why a lot of Eskimos are now moving to Toronto. Even though I find Toronto cold, it probably seems warmer to them. I'm getting to really like the Eskimo people. I might speak to one soon. I assume that they speak Eskimo. I'll go to a bookshop and find a book that teaches you Eskimo.
Eskimo for beginners.
I know this much:

"Ooga" means "Good day"
and
"Eega" means "Good night".
They probably have a lot of names for fish. I don't mean for the different species. I mean for fish in general. They probably have quite a few ways of saying,
"Jesus, it's cold!"
Ah, yes, Eskimos are interesting people. I wonder if they have their own folk songs? Do they have their own instruments? They'd be instruments that are easy to play when your hands are cold.

Richard Prowse
10-25-2007, 01:05 AM
Jamaica
Various deserts around the world
Kartoum
The Transvaal
Egypt
Afghanistan (not the biscuits)
Brazil
The South Pole (on a really freekish day when the sun is shining on the snow)
Unknown and yet undiscovered places in space


not Canada

Ken Smith
10-25-2007, 03:19 PM
Jamaica
Various deserts around the world
Kartoum
The Transvaal
Egypt
Afghanistan (not the biscuits)
Brazil
The South Pole (on a really freekish day when the sun is shining on the snow)
Unknown and yet undiscovered places in space


not Canada


The Kitchen!

Richard Prowse
10-25-2007, 08:46 PM
The Kitchen!
Sorry to contradict you Ken, but they have very cold kitchens in Canada.

Richard Prowse
10-26-2007, 09:51 PM
I've been thinking about this for quite a while now. In reality the border between these two countries is just a line drawn on a map. There would be lots of advantages if this merger were to take place. Here are some:

Former USA citizens could get cheaper snow ploughs because former Canada made heaps of these.
Former USA citizens could visit places like Toronto and Waterloo without needing to cross a border.
Former Canadian citizens could establish line dancing clubs.
The new flag could be like the old Canadian one, which is easier for children to draw, except the leaf bit would have to be simplified.
Former Canadian citizens would now live in a country with better basketball teams and wouldn't need to watch that silly ice hockey game.
The new combined country could have a new fancier name like 'Sparkle' or 'Razzle Dazzle' or 'Yes!".
The capital of the new country could be Waterloo, where it is cooler and politicians wouldn't get so worked up because it would be too cold.
There would be a bigger coastline for the coastguard to patrol, resulting in more jobs.
In former USA the North would become part of the South, so old Civil War divisions could finally be put to rest.
Illegal immigrants from Mexico would have far longer to walk to get to the north of the new country; they would see this as being too far and would be more inclined to stay at home.
There would be more states to compete with each other on the sporting field.
Now that cowboy and indian films are not as popular as they used to be, there would be a new genre available: Cowboys and Eskimos.

Richard Prowse
11-11-2007, 01:01 AM
I must admit that I'm back in New Zealand but;
I was about to take a shower and (would you believe it?) there was a spider on the shower nozzle standing right in front of where the water comes out when the shower is turned on!
In my opinion (IMO - Ken's Corner speak) this spider, on this particular day, made a very bad decision that would have a severe impact on the rest of his life.
Are spiders in Canada this silly? I suppose they would wear protective clothing to keep out the cold, so they would appear bigger.
What happens to a spider after it disappears down the plug hole? Maybe there are 'special forces' spiders down there who rescue them. I hope so.
Good luck, silly spider.

Richard Prowse
11-11-2007, 06:04 AM
I can't imagine flies in Canada (yes, I do know about snow flies).
If polar bears migrated south, would they be able to change colour?
Is there such a thing as the Arctic Symphony Orchestra?
Would Canadians still enjoy ice hockey if their country had a warm climate?
What part did Canada play in the American Civil War? Did they even give a ****?
Was Nanook of the North a Canadian citizen and why did he really need the 'of the North' title if he was an Eskimo?
Do Canadians keep pets like cats and dogs, or do they just have otters?
The old phrase 'a mounty always gets his man' doesn't work so well in our modern society.
Does Canada have its own culture or are they just cold Americans?

Mark Mazurek
11-11-2007, 10:07 AM
The old phrase 'a mounty always gets his man' doesn't work so well in our modern society.

Seems just as valid as ever...

http://fredferg.blogs.com/travelog/images/mounty_pride.jpg

Richard Prowse
11-11-2007, 12:52 PM
Real mounties?
Yes, and the pope secretly wears women's undies!

Richard Prowse
11-18-2007, 11:39 PM
Speed bonnie boat, like a bird on the wing,
Over the seas to Canada.
Carry the lad who's born to be king,
Over the seas to Canada.

Richard Prowse
11-18-2007, 11:40 PM
Poll:
How many Canadians are members of Ken's Corner?

Richard Prowse
11-18-2007, 11:40 PM
What? None?

Richard Prowse
11-20-2007, 01:20 PM
I think Stan Haskins might be Canadian.
Does anybody know for sure?

Richard Prowse
03-02-2008, 01:43 AM
I had a Canadian student teacher spend time with me at school last week.
Hey! Canadians know everything!

Richard Prowse
05-17-2008, 05:19 PM
Well, almost.