21) Dave Martin wants to secede and take a double bass with him.

22) Oren Hudson wears a golf shirt every time he does a double bass gig.

23) Richard Prowse grew up in Texas and bought his first double bass from Davy Crockett, who ran a little bass business when he wasn't busy shooting bears. It had a racoon skin bow quiver.

24) Anselm has frets on all his double basses.

no richard, there are no frets on any of my basses
anselm

That's the whole point, my friend. There are untrue facts.

oh, now i see
anselm

...but he'd rather have cartage deliver it.

25) The Maori built some of the first double basses out of Kauri.

Drop the bridge first.

richard, everybody knows that i'm not writing this
how could i, unless i was in new zealand, at your place
anselm

25) a double bass has three valves and is usually gold or silver

Dave,
That way it is less likely to get damaged.

26) A double bass is played with an arrow.

Doublebasses love cats. They're cat instruments.

Good post Jorge, but it should read,
27) Doublebasses love cats. They're cat instruments.

Please be more careful in future.

28) Most double bass players use their teeth, to pluck the strings, when pizzicato is required.