True Facts About R. I. P. (Richard Prouse)
 

How about this for a change of pace. (LOL) Notice I didn't totally copy the double man, and I didn't violate forum rules for this category.

The first one's pretty easy - how about the rest of you thumpers - both double pumpers and bass guitar humpers. :)

I apologize for the lack of educational content - but this is the play pen, isn't it?

1) He's my friend.

#2) He's a Richarding gig guy that likes wine with his wife. :)

3) He watched the All Blacks crush Australia last night, had a few too many wines, is moving slowly this morning.

#4) After celebrating The All Blacks victory and getting boozed up with
wine, he took advantage of his wife. :)

Would have liked to, not possible though.
5) Home, walked from the RSA, and straight to sleep.

I guess I'll continue my own informative but somewhat useless thread.

6) Richard has blog, that's parts are from a log. The log you see, use to be a tree. Now the tree stands proud and wonderful each time it is caressed and handled by Sir Richard. :)

Richard, my friend, it's indeed a pleasure to treat you with all of the respect that you so richly deserve.

7) Richard is the only friend that I have down there, not withstanding all of the converts that he's been able to win over for me. :)

Hope you and your All Blacks are having a great day.

8) He's a fine connoisseur of Cuban cigars. Puff the magic dragon. :D

8a) But he hasn't smoked one since 2000.

9) He's smoked more than one since 2000.

9a) Nope. no smoke from here

10) He doesn't know jack about bumpers.

Jack Aboutbumpers? Sounds like a trombone player. I don't know him.

Actually, a trumpet player. / Alternate meaning: bumpers on cars are called - fenders. Now take my friend Anselm, for instance, he knows about them, so he may be considered a "jack of all trades."

I beg to correct you, my dear friend. Anselm would be a jack of two trades - double bass playing and bass guitar playing.

Well - once again you've pointed out the errors of my ways. Too bad it won't make any difference! :D