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Forum: The Bull Pit 09-15-2009, 02:37 PM
Replies: 55
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Posted By Richard Prowse
To tell the truth, the bass doesn't seem to eat...

To tell the truth, the bass doesn't seem to eat the food. It sort of falls on the floor. This is probably why I have never seen the bass go to the bathroom.
I love that phrase 'go to the bathroom'....
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-14-2009, 11:55 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
Well, yes.

Well, yes.
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-14-2009, 11:54 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
Yes, and we had dinner together. My 78 Jazz Bass...

Yes, and we had dinner together. My 78 Jazz Bass gave me nothing, self centered beastard!.
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-14-2009, 03:08 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
Bass guitars are sometimes described as 'beasts'....

Bass guitars are sometimes described as 'beasts'. Double basses are gentler, more thoughtful.
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-09-2009, 12:05 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
German bow players are far too busy arguing with...

German bow players are far too busy arguing with French bow players to worry about the pros abd cons of bass guitars.
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-08-2009, 08:22 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
Double basses come in a more limited range of...

Double basses come in a more limited range of colours.
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-08-2009, 01:46 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
Double basses take up too much room in play pens,...

Double basses take up too much room in play pens, whereas an unwanted bass guitar can be pushed out through the wooden bars.
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-06-2009, 01:54 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
A double bass requires a bigger space.

A double bass requires a bigger space.
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-05-2009, 11:56 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
A bass guitar fits under your bed when you decide...

A bass guitar fits under your bed when you decide to give up playing.
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-04-2009, 05:57 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
Childish exchanges. There are worse things, I...

Childish exchanges. There are worse things, I suppose. Like violence and hate. Guns too. The term 'childish exchanges' is quite powerful because most adults have a fear of being seen as childish, of...
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-04-2009, 01:39 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
So, what makes these two instruments different? ...

So, what makes these two instruments different?
The double bass stands next to you, like a dancing partner. It doesn't demand logic, more that you show everyone in the room that the two of you are...
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-04-2009, 12:49 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
Big deal? Me? It was a sort of tongue in cheek...

Big deal? Me? It was a sort of tongue in cheek reply to your reprimand.

Ken, even my dear ol' mum didn't look after me that well! Thanks for the consideration.
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-03-2009, 11:52 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
I've had my last two posts deleted on this...

I've had my last two posts deleted on this thread.
Want to go for three in a row?
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-03-2009, 03:01 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
You can grow flowers through the f holes of a...

You can grow flowers through the f holes of a double bass.
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-02-2009, 02:25 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
I'm sorry Oren, my old friend, but I made up that...

I'm sorry Oren, my old friend, but I made up that bit about the double bass having more strings.:mad:
And now I've gone and used an angry face when I should have chosen one to represent my more...
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-01-2009, 11:29 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
This thread is titled "Double Bass versus Bass...

This thread is titled "Double Bass versus Bass Guitar", I think I've just caught you off topic Oren.:mad: (The red face denotes anger in this case)

A double bass has more strings than a bass...
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-01-2009, 03:04 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
Ken, are you having a good birthday? A...

Ken, are you having a good birthday?

A double bass has big f holes that you can store small things in.
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-01-2009, 02:46 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
The body of a bass guitar can be used to damn the...

The body of a bass guitar can be used to damn the flow of water in a gutter.
Is that a positive or a negative?
Forum: The Bull Pit 08-31-2009, 11:47 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
Another good point (no pun intended) birthday...

Another good point (no pun intended) birthday boy!:D
Forum: The Bull Pit 08-31-2009, 08:21 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
Dammit! (yankee expression) I forgot we're a day...

Dammit! (yankee expression) I forgot we're a day ahead Down here (NZ).
Well, at least I got in first with the birthday greetings!

Better post something to keep on topic.
Um, double basses have...
Forum: The Bull Pit 08-31-2009, 07:11 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
I knew you wouldn't be able to resist that...

I knew you wouldn't be able to resist that answer, birthday boy!:D
Forum: The Bull Pit 08-31-2009, 02:22 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
Bass guitar players have their own section on...

Bass guitar players have their own section on Ken's Corner.
Forum: The Bull Pit 08-31-2009, 02:20 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
Double bass is bigger. What? Have I said that...

Double bass is bigger. What? Have I said that before?
Okay then, double bass can be bowed to sound like an earthquake.
Forum: The Bull Pit 08-29-2009, 04:19 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
Ken, my friend, you are funnier than a...

Ken, my friend, you are funnier than a Mesopotamiam bull fighter!:rolleyes:
Many years ago I helped out by playing double bass in a combined secondary schools youth orchestra - I was teaching...
Forum: The Bull Pit 08-28-2009, 08:48 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 38,088
Posted By Richard Prowse
A contrary view: When women see a bass guitarist...

A contrary view: When women see a bass guitarist playing in a band, they think he's a guitar player and they become interested in him.
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