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Forum: The Bull Pit 09-27-2009, 06:51 PM
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Posted By Dave Martin
...but he'd rather have cartage deliver it.

...but he'd rather have cartage deliver it.
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-26-2009, 09:31 PM
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Posted By Dave Martin
All rightee. :( But I'm not one of those who want...

All rightee. :( But I'm not one of those who want to secede. :)
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-26-2009, 05:28 PM
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Posted By Dave Martin
Since Nashville is (A) known as "The Athens of...

Since Nashville is (A) known as "The Athens of the South", and (B) was occupied by Union troops during what we call "The War Of Northern Agression" or "The Late Unpleasantness", I'd think that we're...
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-26-2009, 10:41 AM
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Posted By Dave Martin
Isn't this a re-statement of Number 11?

Isn't this a re-statement of Number 11?
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-17-2009, 12:51 AM
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Posted By Dave Martin
11. Chicks dig guys who play the double bass. ...

11. Chicks dig guys who play the double bass.
or
11. A double bass is an excellent birth control device.

Take your pick, Richard, based on your own experience. :)
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-16-2009, 04:58 PM
Replies: 55
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Posted By Dave Martin
Carrot cake? No. Banana bread? Yep - this...

Carrot cake? No. Banana bread? Yep - this morning's guitarist brought some and we ate it before going into the studio... So while the car (like a double bass) COULD be considered as a coffee table, I...
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-16-2009, 04:56 PM
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Posted By Dave Martin
Though this might be an excellent coffee table,...

Though this might be an excellent coffee table, it's a really crappy double bass - it doesn't appear to be able to play in tune...
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-16-2009, 12:37 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 44,095
Posted By Dave Martin
We must distinguish between 'excellent' and...

We must distinguish between 'excellent' and workable'. I've put coffee cups on the roof of my car, but my car roof doesn't qualify as 'excellent' because I forgot that it was there and drove away...
Forum: The Bull Pit 09-15-2009, 03:08 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 44,095
Posted By Dave Martin
6. Double bassists enjoy having their instruments...

6. Double bassists enjoy having their instruments called 'doghouse basses'.

7. Double basses make excellent coffee tables.
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