[Richard Prowse]

Imagine white.
I'm talking like a blank screen.
White and nothing else.
White.
In the far north this is all you see.
White.
The Gendarmerie Royal du Canada patrol this domain.
Guys in 'lemon squeezer' hats and red tunics.
In the snow you can see one a thousand miles away.
'Mounties' we know them as.
What a noble pose they make from a distance.
Canada's clothing designers obviously embrace the dramatic.
After all, if you wanted to sneak up on a desperado in the snow, wouldn't you choose to dress in white?
This is why, if you want to live a life outside of the law, Canada is a good place to reside.
I bet that traffic wardens, in their cities, probably text parked motorists to let them know that they're coming!