Most Canadians can trace their family line back to the eskimo.
The Canadian word for house is house, but when most Canadians are saying the 'house' word they are, in fact, thinking of an igloo.
Igloos are rare in the Canadian deserts, but the few that are there are reffered to as 'melted.'
In Canadian the word 'melted' can have many meanings, but mostly it just means that some ice has turned to water.
Canada is a bit like yankee land, except native indians are replaced by the eskimo.
Eskimos are a bit like native indians who can't dance, hence it doesn't rain much in Canada.
Canadian children often play 'cowboys and eskimos'.
Canada spelt backwards is Adanac. Ada Nac was the wife of the first eskimo to come to Canada. Is that a little spooky?
The first eskimo's name was Ken Nac, so Canada really should have been called Cannek.
Interesting fact: Eskimos don't have armpits.
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