New joke:
The Lone Ranger and Tonto and Ken are riding along and suddenly they are surrounded by Indians.
The Lone Ranger looks around. Indians to the left of them, Indians to the right of them and Indians behind them.
The Lone Ranger on top his white horse 'Silver' turns to Tonto in a panic and says in a fearful tone,
"Tonto, we're surrounded by Indians... What do we do? What do we do?
Ken butts in and says,
"Don't worry guys (at this point, while Ken is talking, both the Lone Ranger and Tonto feel the presence of two green smiling faces somewhere in the atmosphere above them) these guys are from Bombay, with a bit of luck we'll get Sitar Boogie!"
All three let out a very relaxing 'Lol'.
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