[Richard Prowse]

1. "But Arnie, you said that you loved me. So, we have lunch together... a few wines and I'm starting to feel relaxed. Then you drop this bombshell! What? I don't really understand. You want a 'menage a trio' involving half a bass? Sorry Arnie but this is getting very kinky!"
2. "Okay, okay, so we hold it like this. What happens next?"
3. "No Arnie, I'm not going in the pool! Not with you and this half bass! Arnie! You're not serious!"
4. "Come on Ken, don't be a spoil sport! Just give it a few minutes, it'll be fun!"