Up There (Near Canada).

[Richard Prowse]

* Some Canadians speak French because they don't really 'get' English.
*Frozenadians were popular before Canadians. Now SunDriedadians are catching on.
* Vancouver was discovered by a guy in a van. His surname was Couver.
* Canadians normally don't serve polar bear at dinner parties.
* Some modern airlines fly as far as Canada.
* Canada nearly won the 1968 Super Bowl.
* If you lay the whole population of Canada from north coast to west coast, four people deep, the world would spin with slightly less wobble and fewer Canadians would fall off.