To Kenny Boy from PW.

[Ken Smith]

Originally Posted by Paul Warburton

Ken, welcome to YOUR forum heading: The Bull Pit.



"Anything NOTabout basses."

Go ahead...I dare you. Form a complete sentence without using the word BASS in one form or another. AND...no fair using anything pertaining to that word.
There are other things, ya know....like air, food, water, women....etc.
By the way, you ain't got any lady bass players over here do ya? Age is no issue. Just askin'.

Ok ok.. I went fishing once and caught a striped bass.. lol

True story.. Usually I catch Bluefish..

Oh and yes, there are a few ladies here on the forum so be sure NOT to scare them away..

In the last few months I have had almost as many female professional Orchestral Bassists trying out instruments and Bows as male bassists and these ladies can all play much better than I had ever hoped to..

So, females playing the DB are here to stay..

[Paul Warburton]

Originally Posted by Ken Smith

female professional Orchestral Bassists trying out instruments

I wouln't touch that line with a ten foot pole. LOL!!!! Gasparo Da Salo....LOL!!!!! Low table arching profile!!!LOL!!!
It does kinda turn me on, though.

[Ken Smith]

Originally Posted by Paul Warburton

I wouln't touch that line with a ten foot pole. LOL!!!! Gasparo Da Salo....LOL!!!!! Low table arching profile!!!LOL!!!
It does kinda turn me on, though.

Paul, you got me worried about you now.

You are much sicker than I thought..

Take to tri-tones and call me in the morning..

[Paul Warburton]

Originally Posted by Ken Smith

You are much sicker than I thought..

Flattery will get you nowhere.

[Paul Warburton]

Originally Posted by Ken Smith

Oh and yes, there are a few ladies here on the forum so be sure NOT to scare them away..

OK. Great.
Hello, beautiful lady bassists. Since Mr. Smith has given me this opportunity, (as you can see, I call him Kenny Boy. Some people here have stolen MY name for him,....(I Made it up, doncha' know)...., only in an attempt to make you think that they may be as close to him as I am. HA!! How silly of them.)
Let me tell you a bit about MYOWNSELF. I am a bit older, but in my heart AND body, I feel (and look) much, much younger. MY name, as you can see, is Paul Warburton.....Yes. THE Paul Warburton!!!! PLEASE....try not to let that intimidate you. I am famous all over the entire world. Yes! If this forum had a SAMPLER, where I could post some of my brilliant, oft times BREATHTAKING, musical clips (think orgasm.) I would do so in a New York minute (YES! I HAVE played there....many, many times. Paris, London, you name it, I did it! And am still doing it! (playing the bass that is....)(pretty damn clever, huh?.) That's just the tip of the HUGE iceberg that is MY life.
OH YES....I, MYOWNSELF, will be back to take you on the journey that you have longed for, SO many years of your lives.
Here's a bit of a taste of what you may expect from ME in the near future..unless Kenny Boy uses REFRACTION POINTS in this little forum, like some other bass forums I know, to try and muddy OUR fabulous trip TOGETHER in search of musical truth, and the answer to life itself....or, as I would say "IT'SOWNSELF"! .
With MY deep love, respect, and care.
PAUL.
PS....My deep apologies ladies. I used that swear word..."damn"...in my post. Rest assured, you won't get any (well, not much) of that ugly **** from YERSTRULY. Oh, maybe a ************ here, and a ********** there, but only for a bit of color and sensualness.
Sensually yers, PW.

[Joel Larsson]

Originally Posted by Paul Warburton

Let me tell you a bit about MYOWNSELF. I am a bit older, but in my heart AND body, I feel (and look) much, much younger.

In my heart and body I feel (and look) much, much older than I am. I have been granted a honorary age of 57 by the also very famous herr Prowse. What is your honorary age, min gode herr Warburton?

[Paul Warburton]

Talsbergbesttigarmultitaskgrejor!
Never mind, Joel. I just took a look at your picture....I'll pass. HOLY ****!

Lets go back to better, and more visual pursuits here. The one I'm still fascinated with is Kenny Boy's allusion to:
"Female professional orchestral bassists trying out instruments". I was sure I could find something a bit similar on the Internet, but no such luck...all I could dial up, was one that said...."Female professionals trying out instruments".

[Joel Larsson]

80-talsbergsbestigarmultitaskgrejor!

Means 1980's mountain climbing multitask stuff. It's a backpack I got from my dad, which can be transformed into just about anything.

[Paul Warburton]

****, man...I KNEW all that. I've traveled around the world...I speak many, many different languages IN the local dialects.
When I am with a beautiful woman, (which ain't too often here lately) she finds it very charming when I whisper...in HER language AND HER local dialect...sweet and sensuous ( I might be over using that word...Si? No?..SEE? There's two of 'em right there) nothings in her beautiful ear/ears.?
Even with ALL this knowledge and color, I find that I am still most at home with my simple and quaint Be-bop talk, talkin' my ****.
VIVA TROMSO!!!!!! (see what I mean?).

PS! When language fails me, all I need do is to pull out my................................................ ...BASS...that's it.....my bass.

[Joel Larsson]

Not even a girl from my native county, Värmland in Sweden, would consider it sensual if somebody whispered "Jag älskar dig" to her in the truest, grossest local dialect. I wish I could record it for you. You'd be surprised.