Welcome back, PW....I think.

[Paul Warburton]

Originally Posted by Ron Lacey

There goes the neighborhood.

Thanks, Ron....I did register with the "AUTHORITIES" before I moved in.
They keep a close eye on me.
I would still watch your women and chidren, though.

[Greg Clinkingbeard]

Originally Posted by Paul Warburton

..................I would still watch your women and chidren, though.

I'm sure you will. That's what everybody's afraid of.

[Paul Warburton]

How's the wife and kids, Clinko?

[Brian Glassman]

Originally Posted by Paul Warburton

Thanks, Ron....I did register with the "AUTHORITIES" before I moved in.
They keep a close eye on me.
I would still watch your women and chidren, though.

That's because you're one of 'The Aristocrats'!

[Oren Hudson]

Who the heck are all of you guys and what have you done with my friend Richard? I suppose that you put him out to look for a double Porto potty for everyone's conveyance. If you get the chance, I'm sure he could use a leg up from you guys, so why not lend him a hand or more.

[Paul Warburton]

Originally Posted by Brian Glassman

That's because you're one of 'The Aristocrats'!

Oh no! Not you again, Brian....I thought we both got out of that MESS "over there" just before we got busted. Now you're trying to get me in trouble over here before I even get good start. Kenny Boy don't like that ****. And, unlike over there, he keeps a sharp eye out.
Be cool.
And Oren, we know you're just tryin' to bait us with that last sentence of yours. Fergit it. We are professional MoFo's at at this ****. As you can see...we been around the block a few times.

Hey, Kenny Boy....I told you I could liven things up a bit for you over here. How my doin'? (never mind). Where are the chicks?

[Ken Smith]

Originally Posted by Paul Warburton

Hey, Kenny Boy....I told you I could liven things up a bit for you over here. How my doin'? (never mind). Where are the chicks?

Chicks? Try your local farmer.. Please, be kind to little animals..

[Brian Glassman]

Originally Posted by Paul Warburton

Oh no! Not you again, Brian....I thought we both got out of that MESS "over there" just before we got busted. Now you're trying to get me in trouble over here before I even get good start. Kenny Boy don't like that ****. And, unlike over there, he keeps a sharp eye out.
Be cool.

Sorry Paul, I couldn't help myself. Your reference to it on TB made me bust out laughing and almost sent my morning coffee thru my nose.
Great to hear from you.

[Oren Hudson]

Originally Posted by Paul Warburton

And Oren, we know you're just tryin' to bait us with that last sentence of yours. Fergit it. We are professional MoFo's at at this ****. As you can see...we been around the block a few times.

Paul, don't you mean rode hard and put up wet? I'm pretty sure that's it, and if it's not, then I'm still pretty. I'm somewhat in the same crowd as you rejects. I first got a PM wrist slap and when I responded with my own wrist slap, the unnamed moderator (john turner) didn't like it and jumped me pretty badly, so I then responded appropriately and was awarded a "warning." I felt so special after that, I could hardly contain myself. I'm sure that others of you "MoFo's" can relate to my joys. I think that all you guys need is a big ole bowl of grits and your worries are over.

[Paul Warburton]

Hey, big O.....I'm all about grits too.....I try not to mention that fact in an exchange with a lady though....not too classy.
By the way, IMHO, I agree with you totally about the moderation in question.

[Oren Hudson]

Hey PW. Nice to hear from another grits fan. Since my other grits talkin' pal David, a/k/a Junior, has disappeared from here for a while, it's been me against Richard, Anselm and Joel. I keep considering sending a bag to New Zealand, Germany and Norway for their dining pleasures, but not sure if they could be truly appreciated in another country. If you get a chance, and you'll have to go back a couple of months, go to the Down Here thread and you'll see that there is a National Grits Festival in St. George, SC. Who knew!

So how many ladies do you exchange with?

[Paul Warburton]

Originally Posted by Oren Hudson

So how many ladies do you exchange with?

Exchange what with?

[Oren Hudson]

Originally Posted by Paul Warburton

Hey.....I try not to mention that fact in an exchange with a lady though....

This is it. I know that you're not mentioning grits, (although some ladies may find them stimulating and quirky) but I'm just wondering about what you do mention in the aforesaid "exchange with a lady" and of course a more precise meaning of the exchange. Balls in your court!

Welcome back bill E. Joel. I guess you saw that my friend Richard is on a special mission and will be absent for a while. What are we to do without his educational musings and complete lack of respect for grits.?

[Joel Larsson]

Bill E. Joel? I quite like that. Also, if I were to stick to initials only, E.J. seems very nice too. Like I was in Backstreet Boys or something.

I wonder what R.P. is really up to? R.P. sounds like Earp. Maybe he is the descendant of the once great sheriff?

[Ron Lacey]

Originally Posted by Paul Warburton

Thanks, Ron....I did register with the "AUTHORITIES" before I moved in.
They keep a close eye on me.
I would still watch your women and chidren, though.

No worry. Down here in Texas we think gun control means you hit what you aim at.