Up There (Near Canada).

[Richard Prowse]

• I can't imagine flies in Canada (yes, I do know about snow flies).
• If polar bears migrated south, would they be able to change colour?
• Is there such a thing as the Arctic Symphony Orchestra?
• Would Canadians still enjoy ice hockey if their country had a warm climate?
• What part did Canada play in the American Civil War? Did they even give a ****?
• Was Nanook of the North a Canadian citizen and why did he really need the 'of the North' title if he was an Eskimo?
• Do Canadians keep pets like cats and dogs, or do they just have otters?
• The old phrase 'a mounty always gets his man' doesn't work so well in our modern society.
• Does Canada have its own culture or are they just cold Americans?