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MY BAD! We had grits last night for the first time in a while and they just dominated my thinking. Here some grits, there some grits everywhere grits. DAMN IT -there it goes again.
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re: #11a, lots of chicks think bassplayers are hot...
maybe not as many as some other instruments perhaps, but plenty I've dated at least a couple girls who had bassplayer boyfriends in their past, then dated me, then dated (or married) other bassplayers after me... plus lots of women talk about what a sexy instrument it is... #11b is a true untrue fact I suppose--unless perhaps it was a tiny tiny bass covered with spermicide.... |
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#13--yeah, you're right, I wish I played the flute instead
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14) Hey, nice flute playing Dave! There's a woman over there who has been staring longingly at you all through the set.
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Really? Just one?
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183) Doublebasses are leading a rebellion against the opressive brass/woodwind coallition. In fact, they have kidnapped their Saxophone Leader and refuse to negotiate.
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The saxophone, among instruments, really is a misfit and not a leader. It is made out of brass (or something similar) and is blown somewhat like a clarinet. It is generally classified as a woodwind instrument, but other woodwind instruments don't like it. Really the validity, or otherwise, of your statement can only be considered after someone posts no 182. 13) If the double bass were a country, it would be Iceland. |
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14) the double-bass is easily transported in a shirt pocket or toiletry bag...
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15) Harmonics don't work well on the double bass because it is too big and the harmonics are too deep to hear. |
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16) Doublebasses can be used as bathingsuits.
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Now, Jorge, you've got the idea!
17) A double bass looks like a telephone. |
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18) You can use a double bass for a condom. |
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Isn't this a re-statement of Number 11?
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Excellent moderation skills Dave!
One problam though, Oren is from the south and they won that war you guys had with the north, so he can pull rank. Unless, of course, Nashville is in the south too - can you please verify; Nashville, north or south? |
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I say all of this laughingly - though I live in Tennessee, I'm from Texas. And Texans outrank everyone. |
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19) Double bass players support Texas leaving the union.
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Sorry for the trouble fellas, but when you're from the home of the NCAA College National Champions, some things are worth repeating.
Cousin Dave, I'm surprised at your defeatist attitude. I thought all Martins and their descendants wanted to succeed. Maybe after the rain stops, you'll feel better and see the potential for so many successful things. If Richard or I can help, we're here for ya. 20) The double bass is shorter than the electric bass. |
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