True Facts About R. I. P. (Richard Prouse)

[Richard Prowse]

Originally Posted by Oren Hudson

10) He doesn't know jack about bumpers.

Jack Aboutbumpers? Sounds like a trombone player. I don't know him.

[Oren Hudson]

Originally Posted by Richard Prowse

Jack Aboutbumpers? Sounds like a trombone player. I don't know him.

Actually, a trumpet player. / Alternate meaning: bumpers on cars are called - fenders. Now take my friend Anselm, for instance, he knows about them, so he may be considered a "jack of all trades."

[Richard Prowse]

Originally Posted by Oren Hudson

Actually, a trumpet player. / Alternate meaning: bumpers on cars are called - fenders. Now take my friend Anselm, for instance, he knows about them, so he may be considered a "jack of all trades."

I beg to correct you, my dear friend. Anselm would be a jack of two trades - double bass playing and bass guitar playing.

[Oren Hudson]

Originally Posted by Richard Prowse

I beg to correct you, my dear friend. Anselm would be a jack of two trades - double bass playing and bass guitar playing.

Well - once again you've pointed out the errors of my ways. Too bad it won't make any difference!