Up There (Near Canada).

[Richard Prowse]

Most Canadians can trace their family line back to the eskimo.
The Canadian word for house is house, but when most Canadians are saying the 'house' word they are, in fact, thinking of an igloo.
Igloos are rare in the Canadian deserts, but the few that are there are reffered to as 'melted.'
In Canadian the word 'melted' can have many meanings, but mostly it just means that some ice has turned to water.
Canada is a bit like yankee land, except native indians are replaced by the eskimo.
Eskimos are a bit like native indians who can't dance, hence it doesn't rain much in Canada.
Canadian children often play 'cowboys and eskimos'.
Canada spelt backwards is Adanac. Ada Nac was the wife of the first eskimo to come to Canada. Is that a little spooky?
The first eskimo's name was Ken Nac, so Canada really should have been called Cannek.
Interesting fact: Eskimos don't have armpits.

[Richard Prowse]

* Some Canadians speak French because they don't really 'get' English.
*Frozenadians were popular before Canadians. Now SunDriedadians are catching on.
* Vancouver was discovered by a guy in a van. His surname was Couver.
* Canadians normally don't serve polar bear at dinner parties.
* Some modern airlines fly as far as Canada.
* Canada nearly won the 1968 Super Bowl.
* If you lay the whole population of Canada from north coast to west coast, four people deep, the world would spin with slightly less wobble and fewer Canadians would fall off.

[Richard Prowse]

Why do Northern Canadians always add 'of the North' after their christian names?
Eg. Howard of the North
Reg of the North
Malcolm of the North
Nanook of the North

[Richard Prowse]

Canada is cold.
Canada is hot.

[Richard Prowse]

Originally Posted by Richard Prowse

Canada is cold.
Canada is hot.

Canada is cold,
Canada is hot.
Do Eskimos have armpits?
I think not.

[Richard Prowse]

Cnd aaa = three consonants and three vowels...
four different letters.

Oh Canada to me you are a place
Where Policemen wear red
And women wear lace.

Oh Canada, hot and cold
Where people start life young
And gradually get old.

Oh Canada, if you had no snow
The deserts would be hotter and the
Skiers would have nowhere to go.

Oh Canada, a name with three vowels
In any three Canadians, I guess
There are three bowels.

[Richard Prowse]

Deep down, there's a little bit of Canadian in all of us.
Especially those of us who choose to wear red.