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* Some Canadians speak French because they don't really 'get' English.
*Frozenadians were popular before Canadians. Now SunDriedadians are catching on. * Vancouver was discovered by a guy in a van. His surname was Couver. * Canadians normally don't serve polar bear at dinner parties. * Some modern airlines fly as far as Canada. * Canada nearly won the 1968 Super Bowl. * If you lay the whole population of Canada from north coast to west coast, four people deep, the world would spin with slightly less wobble and fewer Canadians would fall off. |
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Why do Northern Canadians always add 'of the North' after their christian names?
Eg. Howard of the North Reg of the North Malcolm of the North Nanook of the North |
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Canada is cold.
Canada is hot. |
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#4
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Canada is cold,
Canada is hot. Do Eskimos have armpits? I think not. |
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Cnd aaa = three consonants and three vowels...
four different letters. Oh Canada to me you are a place Where Policemen wear red And women wear lace. Oh Canada, hot and cold Where people start life young And gradually get old. Oh Canada, if you had no snow The deserts would be hotter and the Skiers would have nowhere to go. Oh Canada, a name with three vowels In any three Canadians, I guess There are three bowels. |
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Deep down, there's a little bit of Canadian in all of us.
Especially those of us who choose to wear red. |
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Does the Canadian flag really show a maple leaf?
Or, is it really a small symetrical road kill? |
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