A0-B0...Bob Branstetter to the information desk

[David Powell]

Originally Posted by Mark Mazurek

Do you have a lighter (and that little pipe)?

If you've ever gotten a good wiff of ebony dust, you would know that this is not something that one would consider, though it might look tempting. It burns your sinuses without being burned. But you know, I probably should label that little plastic box those shavings are in. Some pilfering idiot could make a serious mistake.

Doh, what kind of ebony is that? Looks like Afghani? Hmmm. choof. swwoOOOOOoppp. PUH, PUHG, AAAAAAAGGGGGGGG!

I keep the shavings in case I need to patch something.

I knew if posted a mistake, Bob would rescue the method!