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4. "Ah, isn't it beautiful! Like the lady in the lake! I wish we could save it, take it home..." says Arnie.
"Maybe a Souix rain dance performed backwards would do the trick?" chirps in Ken from out of shot. 3. "Hey! I think it's working! Look! It's floating!" says Arnie. 2. "Got you, you little beauty,what a find!" both men mutter with delight. 1. "Quick! Maybe if we both point at it, and both of us promise to never shave again, a genie will appear!" says Ken hopefully. Last edited by Richard Prowse; 10-06-2007 at 01:56 AM. |
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1. Arnie: "This is a gift from God."
2: Ken: "We should baptise it, as is the way with plywood basses that break the 'I must have a neck' rule." 3. Ken: "Hey! Is it ascending to plywood Heaven?" 4. Arnie: "Look! It's stopped for a drink... I'm glad I didn't pee in the pool earlier!" |
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1. "Where does your 'bonnie' lie Arnie?"
2. "My 'bonnie' lies over the sea. What about yours Ken?" 3. "Let's throw yours in and see..." 4. "Oh, bring back my 'bonnie' to me!" |
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1. "Arnie, do I look like a bass when I stand side on?"
2. "Well, sort of." 3. "Oops, did we drop it?' 4. "I'm looking, Ken, but it's only wet on the bottom... unlike those symphony bass player friends of yours!" |
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1. "Arnie, I'm trying to force out a C#."
2. "Let's see if this baby actually has one." 3. "Arnie! I heard a perfect fourth just before we let go!" 4. "Nah Ken, that's Handel's Water Music... the bass line is always a bit wet!" Last edited by Richard Prowse; 10-14-2007 at 06:03 AM. |
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1. "Quick, get rid of this!"
2. "Yes, before someone notices the white chair!" 3. "Quick! Someone's taking a photo!" 4. "I think we just saved the dignity of that cute little piece of white furniture!" |
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