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Go Black
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Is New Zealand the best or what?
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No, it's called 'rich people with boats'!
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We lost!!!
After the New Zealand people spending $30 million we lost to another New Zealand captain!
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Bring back Dennis Connor! At least he told the NZ designer where to go! |
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Things are quiet in Canada since Invercargill became so popular.
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What's the northern most city in Canada? I wonder if they have wide streets?
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Up here (Canada)
It's cold and I don't feel like playing my bass because my fingers don't want to move properly. I'll buy some fingerless gloves tomorrow. I saw a polar bear today just outside Totonto. Toronto is a nice city, but very cold. There are a lot of Eskimos living in Toronto. Back in New Zealand we used to have a chocolate covered ice cream called an Eskimo Pie. They were simple but nice. I thank the Eskimo people for bringing me this little pleasure. I find it hard to imagine Eskimos eating much ice cream. I don't know why really. Maybe they do. I think they probably eat more fish. It must be hard cooking fish in the snow. I think that this is why a lot of Eskimos are now moving to Toronto. Even though I find Toronto cold, it probably seems warmer to them. I'm getting to really like the Eskimo people. I might speak to one soon. I assume that they speak Eskimo. I'll go to a bookshop and find a book that teaches you Eskimo. Eskimo for beginners. I know this much: "Ooga" means "Good day" and "Eega" means "Good night". They probably have a lot of names for fish. I don't mean for the different species. I mean for fish in general. They probably have quite a few ways of saying, "Jesus, it's cold!" Ah, yes, Eskimos are interesting people. I wonder if they have their own folk songs? Do they have their own instruments? They'd be instruments that are easy to play when your hands are cold. |
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Warm Places:
Jamaica
Various deserts around the world Kartoum The Transvaal Egypt Afghanistan (not the biscuits) Brazil The South Pole (on a really freekish day when the sun is shining on the snow) Unknown and yet undiscovered places in space not Canada |
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warm places...
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The Kitchen! |
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Sorry to contradict you Ken, but they have very cold kitchens in Canada.
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Why don't Canada and the USA amalgamate?
I've been thinking about this for quite a while now. In reality the border between these two countries is just a line drawn on a map. There would be lots of advantages if this merger were to take place. Here are some:
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Silly decisons 1
I must admit that I'm back in New Zealand but;
I was about to take a shower and (would you believe it?) there was a spider on the shower nozzle standing right in front of where the water comes out when the shower is turned on! In my opinion (IMO - Ken's Corner speak) this spider, on this particular day, made a very bad decision that would have a severe impact on the rest of his life. Are spiders in Canada this silly? I suppose they would wear protective clothing to keep out the cold, so they would appear bigger. What happens to a spider after it disappears down the plug hole? Maybe there are 'special forces' spiders down there who rescue them. I hope so. Good luck, silly spider. |
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Real mounties?
Yes, and the pope secretly wears women's undies! |
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Speed bonnie boat, like a bird on the wing,
Over the seas to Canada. Carry the lad who's born to be king, Over the seas to Canada. |
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Poll:
How many Canadians are members of Ken's Corner? |
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What? None?
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I think Stan Haskins might be Canadian.
Does anybody know for sure? |
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