#1) Arnold, "Ken, you have always told me that there is money in basses.
You gave me this instrument and I have spent hours taking it apart. I haven't found a cent!"
#2) Ken: "So give it back! It may be an unattributed Calzolaio."
Arnold: "No, it's mine, now!"
A tussle ensues...
#3) In the melee, the carcass slips...
Arnold and Ken (unison), "Oops."
Ken, "Now you've done it. Nobody's going to make any money on this one."
(exits)
#4) Arnold (sighing), "Ah... the council of friends.
How can I recoup my labor costs? Hmm... 2 shop hours for disassembly, 1/4 hour of fighting with Ken, 1/2 hour of travel time..."
Last edited by Eric Swanson; 08-21-2008 at 10:13 AM.
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