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Old 08-18-2008, 02:18 PM
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#1) Arnold, "Ken, you have always told me that there is money in basses.

You gave me this instrument and I have spent hours taking it apart. I haven't found a cent!"


#2) Ken: "So give it back! It may be an unattributed Calzolaio."

Arnold: "No, it's mine, now!"

A tussle ensues...


#3) In the melee, the carcass slips...

Arnold and Ken (unison), "Oops."

Ken, "Now you've done it. Nobody's going to make any money on this one."
(exits)


#4) Arnold (sighing), "Ah... the council of friends.

How can I recoup my labor costs? Hmm... 2 shop hours for disassembly, 1/4 hour of fighting with Ken, 1/2 hour of travel time..."
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